✦ 𝓌𝒽𝒶𝓉𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇, 𝓌𝒽𝒶𝓉𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇 ✦ 2

                                      

I want a boyfriend...i think 

i think couples will be the  death of me....seriously 

Because explain to me why I can turn left and find some older couple slow dancing to music that DOESN’T EVEN EXIST, only to turn right and witness a teenage romance playing out like I’ve accidentally wandered onto the set of a Netflix original

UGH LIFE COULDNT BE MORE UNFAIR

because honestly a girl could dream I mean dating someone you actually like must feel like cloud 9 on steroids, or living out a barbie daydream

no, because every EVERY where I go I see problems

I turn a corner — couple.

I go to the mall — couple.

I open Instagram — couple.

I look outside — probably a couple, OH WAIT EVEN BETTER they are married.

disgusting.

I mean yeah there are pros and cons to a relationship, and the pros happen to outweigh the cons

I think... I hope 

okay now everyone who's in a relationship doesn't get the hype of single people badly wanting a relationship

do they think famous people get the hype of wanting to be famous? NO, because they are famous

I ponder and ponder and ponder ad yeah yeah you get what I mean

anyways I want a boyfriend...I think

like I want everything that comes with being in a relationship

except the cringe pet names like who is trying to be called 'boo boo bear' every 5 minutes 

and the vulnerability

…and the 5+ hour calls saying everything about nothing

and the possessiveness

oh, brother save me at this point

okay maybe I don't want a relationship that much

but it would be nice 

now that I think about it the problem is probably me

no, yeah I'm lowkey an avoidant but that doesn't mean I should be cursed to see happy couples walk every inch of this earth

I mean the fish in the pond are slowly leaving 

and by that, I mean my type always has a girlfriend

ironic I suppose 

Maybe Hot Topic Weekly was onto something after all.

no, because they are obviously pros like I'm not downplaying relationships

I want someone I can really talk to

someone who I feel comfortable enough to do whatever I want and say whatever i want 

someone to listen to music with and go out with and just exchange gifts with

and I know someone is probably saying " but you can do that with your friend Blair"

YEAH, BUT I WANT A BOYFRIEND NOT A FRIEND 

guys no please tell me someone gets what i mean 

like I'm not a love hater 

I support love.

I loveee love.

I just prefer to support it from a safe distance.

A very safe distance.

Preferably 20+ km.

Unfortunately, boyfriend applications are non-existent right now but on a serious level bicep applications are definitely open teehee , I'm just a girl guys.

~stay single and throw eggs at couples on the street (not literally...I guess) ~